The llamahameha


when im dead sext me through a ouija board


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.


a very messy comic

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 


things girls look for in guys

  • black hair
  • grey eyes
  • eye patch
  • half ghoul
  • kaneki ken
Anime protagonist with a tortured past that is still trying to grasp the magic of friendship (via killzoens)